What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:30
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
When you have seven hours to kill, what should one do?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
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Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Something Big Is Twisting Mercury’s Crust - Gizmodo
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Why would a person always be so tired?
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)